Just doing this to pass some time:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
brooker lee

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
earl clifford

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
gasje

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
pink pony

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
brooker memphis

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
the gold sprite

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
jeon

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
cake batter samoa

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
jimmy planterstrace

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
beauty rush skittles

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
lambchop knight arnold


well, that was interesting...